Nursery rhymes gone Brat

By HuppyPuppy aka @puppy4Ashley

We all grew up with cute nursery rhymes. Learning us to count, multiply, count back and so much more. We all still remember the sweet sing-song melodies and it takes our memory less then a second, to bring back the words.

Happy memories that last for ever about the "Baa Baa Black Sheep", "Apple A Day" and "This Little Piggy" (thank you mom for getting me into that fetish).

@SpoiledAshley_ says: "Get to it!"

But why stop nursery rhymes at age 5 or 6? Why aren't there Adult Nursery Rhymes? I think this should change. Because we grown up are allowed just as much fun and everlasting memories as kids!

Ok we - as long as your Mistress agrees anyway - have the sex-thing, which kids don't have. But that's only fair! Kids don't have to work or pay bills. Let alone pay a Princesses' bills.

So to set an example I wrote a XXXNursery Rhyme. And who else can I dedicate it to then the beautiful, inspiring, Brat Queen of Princesses: Hot PayPrincess Ashley!

I titled it: "Do the Ten (dollars)!"

 

 Do the Ten (dollars)

Just count to Ten,

One dollar bills.

I am sure you can,

Hand them over.

Then count to Nine,

One dollar bills

They are Mine,

Get in the rythm.

Eight, dollar bills

More to go!

You can do it.

Get Me your dough.

Not sorry at all,

To cheat your wife.

Now from Five,

it is up again.

You can do it,

Or aren't you a man?

Six and Seven, dollar Eight,

Do not make Your Princess wait.

Hurry up, make Nine and Ten.

And tomorrow,

We will do it again!

(HubbyPuppy)

You read the rhyme and it's getting in your head.
Read it again!
Out loud if you can or at least hum it!
After a few days it will never leave your head again!

And do the calculus quiz for extra fun!
Do not look at the rhyme!
Do the math from your memory!
Princess doesn't like cheaters!

How many dollars where put in Princesses' Pretty Hands in the rhyme?  

The answer is after the next picture.
But be a sport and do the math yourself!

Princess Ashley is in a good mood and will approve 3 different answers. Lucky us!

A. $85.
(10+9+8+7+6+5+6+7+8+9+10 = 85; from 5 we went up again and we didn't do 5 twice)
Ok you are a bit greedy, and you are nitpicky at math, but that probably means you're smart with a good job in a bank and Princess loves that! You get to pay Princess Ashley $85  at payprincessashley@gmail.com
Now run along and do the rhyme again.

B. $90.
(10+9+8+7+6+5) x 2); This is the most logical answer, because 5 was mentioned twice in the rhyme and $90 is more then $85 and Princess loves more! You get to pay $90 at payprincessashley@gmail.com; Good boy!

Now go and pay Princess Ashley

C. $100
Princess picture confused your little brain. But that's ok. She does it all the time. Now pay up $100 at payprincessashley@gmail.com and do your math again!

 (This article was published before on another site in the summer of 2014, but deleted by the good people of Wordpress)